How do you get a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he.
What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.
Never Trust Someone With Graph Paper... They're always plotting something.
I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full", I thought, "I can't turn that down".
I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink. Now I’m in hospital, waiting to be seen.
Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.
Have you ever seen fruit preserves being made? It's jarring.
Where’s the bin? Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!